Ho fucking Ho...

So, a ballot was put round the office today to nominate Santa and his helper/elf/fairy/Mrs Santa to dress up and had out presents for the secret santa (how lovely - more gifts to buy)

Ok so I nominated my head cheese - Dont think he would take to it in good humour and I assumed everyone would vote for him. His helper would be a stressed out manager who is as tall as she is wide. Nice couple there for us all to giggle at.

Thanks guys...

Im the fucking helper and my line manager (Vic) is santa.
I was supposed to keep it hush hush as they go out and buy you a costume etc but I wanted to know which bastards voited for me.
Asked 2 of my colleagues in the smoking room. One did not vote for me but the other said 'Claire, you were hiding in a box in the middle of the office last week I thought you would have a blast dressing up'
Awwwww man! Not is all bad, its quite funny really. Out of all the people in the office, Im glad Vic was nominated as Santa. Couldnt ask for a better guy to work with and a brilliant boss. Sitting on his knee may take our working relationship to another level...

Right Im away to Sunny G to pick up some stuff and raid my mothers fridge.