Loose limb

Flat mate invited me out for a few drinks with his mates as it was someones birthday. It was nice to have some social time with him as we dont see too much of one of one another. Living with one other person I think its important that you get along. Laid back and music loving....we get on just fine.
So I was getting out one of those leather cube chair numbers and my hand slipped down the side. My thumb stayed on the top and popped out. Ouch. Pushed the joint back in and downed a gin. Thumb swelled up and started to get real hot.
Strapped the fucker up and my boss thought it would be great to take the piss out of me trying to take notes writting with my left hand (apposed to my usual right hand writting) yup...looked like a spider had been fed alot of class A drugs with a pen attatched to it and crawled across the page.