You cant always get what you want (mark 2)

House Mother wants a dog. She cant have a dog so instead she looks after random peoples. An add on the gum tree is always the start of something interesting.

So we have Ben. He comes to stay from Thur-Sun sometimes. He is old and chilled out and his owners cant look after him as much so he just says hello to everyone, barks in the corner and sleeps the whole time. Find house mother and her bitches. Oh and human Ben.





















Biscuit came for the weekend. She arrived with a cot and a manual. Prince charles puppy. Fucking high maintenence 3 seconds in the door, runs up the stairs returning with a pair of my knickers. To then in the 'manual' I am told she has a fetish for them. Also handy tips like her favourite foods are smoked salmon and raw peppers. Her owners were off to a christening in London dahling. But the wife assured us that everything will be fine once they have a baby with a glare at the husband. We were mid dress up when the owners came to collect her...